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People Who Should Be Lined Up And Shot

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. Peter the spastic paedo

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    Once I read that I started on a diet of rotten fish.Fancy a felch?
     
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  2. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Noted.
     
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  3. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Not all gingers are ugly though I must say. There is a girl who works at my local offlicence and she's pretty hot as it happens.

    I think she must must be the good one out of the pool of six million.
     
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  4. jenthesaint1990

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    thought so
     
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  5. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Hmm... Well I drink a lot, given that I live near students and I'm chums with a lot of them, but I smoke only once or twice a week. My diet is ****. Please can you rate my sperm for me, using the details provided?
     
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  6. leavemyarsealona

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    My girlfriend doesn't let me put my penis in her mouth, or anywhere. Since I posted those photos.
     
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  7. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I have a weakness for flame haired beauties.
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    nahhhh you're all right.
     
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  9. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Poor bastard
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    couldnt possibly. as im such a pro sampler, shall i come and sample it?
     
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  11. leavemyarsealona

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    Nah I'm only joking. Bitch doesn't have a choice <ok>
     
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  12. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Please do. I like it to be worked delicately to begin, moving up to a medium pace before returning to something more gentle as I finish. None of that gobble-gobble 100mph porno ****. Could you manage that? <ok>
     
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  13. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Yeah when you get a good one they look fantastic. They're never slaggy either. Just good all round.

    The one I know has a big old set too, she's about a foot smaller than me so I can see those beauties from miles away!
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    Am not ****ing ginger, you Earache prick <grr>
     
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  15. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    if you were ST woulda loved you even more, with the red hair and boobs, you could be his own personal hendricks <ok>
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    That made me feel queasy. Thanks.

    <laugh>
     
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  17. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Yes, you are. And I've shaved my faux-ginger beard off now, so you've got nothing on me. NOTHING! Mwahahahaha.
     
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  18. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    You can shave it all you like, even wax it, but underneath, you've got ginger hair follicles FOREVER!!!!

    Muhahahahahahaha <nahnah>
     
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  19. Erik

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    OK, you may have won this battle, but the war's not over ya tangerine bastard <grr>
     
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  20. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    No problem, ya satsuma **** <laugh>
     
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