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People Who Should Be Lined Up And Shot

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    If my semen tastes of salt and barley, there's no wonder as to why women spit it out.
     
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  2. Sanj

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    James Corden.
     
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  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    You've tasted him?
     
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    Ron Atkinson the filthy racist.
     
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  5. jenthesaint1990

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    of course not.
     
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  6. jenthesaint1990

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    if it is malted barley i would gobble it up. everyone loves malt.
     
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  7. Sharpe*

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    I've been told my an ex that eating pineapple improves the taste! I personally just think she was hungry!
     
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  8. Erik

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    Yes, the matriarch has chosen me for breeding!
     
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  9. eddieveeee

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    jen wants to be lined up and shot by std's very own salad sauce

    <homebrew>
     
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    you don't get pregnant by squirting in a birds mouth <doh>
     
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  11. jenthesaint1990

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    i enlightened the lads on the board here to this fact a couple of months ago, theyve been eating nothing but pineapple ever since <ok>
     
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  12. Erik

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    Damn. Teach me the ways of the non-virgin, Oh Mighty One.
     
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  13. Sharpe*

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    Haha! So it is true then?
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

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    tina is the matriarch.
     
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    Your mother did.
     
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  16. Erik

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    ****s sake, she's ginger though. <doh>
     
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  17. Sam Axe

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    I eat fresh pineapple a lot, woo hoo <ok>
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

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    yes! as well as good diet and not smoking and drinking too much. you're onto a winner.
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

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    is anybody here actually ginger, or do we just assume all the scots are?
     
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  20. Erik

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    We just assume all Scots are.
     
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