People Who Should Be Lined Up And Shot

no i dont! i just go round to the farms to collect the samples. typical farmers pulling the same tricks, "you go up the ladder first sweetheart" **** off am i, you go first, i'll stare at your arse

 

You West Country lot are a strange bunch.

 

Collecting samples of what?

Those country bumpkins are crafty ****ers, but they won't do anything to you, you're not blood related.

 

If Jen's name is Graham Chapman and she was a member of seminal comedy group Monty Python, then yes. Otherwise, no.

PS. And did she die in the late-80's?

 

This is the picture from Viking Eric that is apparently "jen"

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No it doesn't and sometimes it results in her sending her county football playing brother round to 'have a word'

 

What the ****!?

 

we trade in barley, wheat, oats, rye, oil seed rape, linseed, beans, peas errr i think thats it.

most of them are old anyway, very disappointing.

 

my ex's brother is about 11, if he was to come round for a word, He'd probably wanna talk to me about the newest nintendo game.

Oh so not semen?

 

That is ****ing nasty!

 

You sound like you're speaking form bitter experience My ones just result in a restraining order.

 

unfortunately not.

 

Ahh, okay. I'll have another look round google. Thanks

 

You clearly like a lot of attention Jen.

Bukaki your thing then?

 

What woman doesn't?

 

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nope, its a waste all over your face

 

Oh fair one. Not one for wasting then?

 

There's a few in Holloway who probably wish they'd been ignored at certain times.

 

Jen told me she liked tasting, not wasting.

 

lol bit of barley and salt won't go a amiss!