Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Focus (or is that me?)

 

You're making a bit of a spectacle about yourself

 

Put a lid on it.

 

All too eyebrow for me.

 

Myopia is that you winkers run out of puns.

 

Have we touched an (optic) nerve?

 

Not yet, but I think tunnel vision is setting in

 

Life thru a Lens

 

I hope that England use the friendly games well, so they can get their Qatar act together for the World Cup.

 

Whilst we are basking in beautiful sunny conditions, this is the weather record for March, in Torrevieja on the Costa Blanca.
Hopefully it will be back to normal for my trip.

 

My family member who has property there is over at the moment, been stuck in most of the week!

I've told them it's beautiful here so they can stay out there and not bring it back

 

Matchday nah mulchday I spent it gardening.

 

I went with a blind prostitute once. You've got to hand it to her

 

Lost my job in the hospital for stealing a neck brace.
I left with my head held high.

 

Taylor Hawkins(foo fighters drummer) has died aged only 50
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60884259

 

Bloody hell!

RIP Taylor

 

I saw them headline Glastonbury in 2017 and it was probably the best performance I’ve ever been lucky enough to have a part of. Taylor, a perhaps surprisingly good singer, stepped down from the drums and performed a cover of Under Pressure with Grohl returning to the drums. Great musician and by all accounts a fun loving lovely man. Really shocking and sad news that he’s died so young RIP Taylor

 

What about the Spanish weather forecasts that were always 'Scorchio'?

 

Phew wot a scorcha a tabloid headline for a UK heatwave.