The Thread Of The Weekend

Well, it is the weekend again and it is officially pishing down. It is still pishing down the sand from the Sahara so the streets are filthy.

There is some good news though, this weekend I will be eating avocados

 

Glorious sunshine here. Already 22℃ and climbing.

Avocados are strictly for ****thas, lezzers and trannies by the way.

 

Golf in the morning and then make a start on the garden in the afternoon,quiet weekend but very busy next month,details to follow.

 

Hope you win

 

Cheers mate,hope you have a wonderful trip to London.

 

In France with a P&O ticket back Wednesday. E mail from them saying to use DFDS. Going to be interesting.

 

^^^^ going to Nice

 

They don't look ready to pick should be bigger.

I shall be photographing birds.

 

Not till July but Newcastle, Galway and Tyrellspass all next month!

 

Dusting off my Cheeky girls LPs and pumping up the volume

 

Continuing writing my blockbuster autobiography.

 

Sounds interesting, what's it about?

 

About two pages long, so far.

Writer's block is a curse.

 

I reckon there's a few on here could help you out with the ending.

 

I'm quite sure they could.

 

Those ones are quite small but are almost ready to eat.

 

which port you going from?

 

Calais to Dover 0610 Wednesday. Need to be home by lunchtime, someone looking at a Spitfire. ( Not Supermarine)

 

So more bullshit from you, as they dont have a licence to start up again

 

If it wasn't for misogynistic xenophobic outdated attitudes in this broken Brexit gammon country, we could of had the the first Eastern European female Prime minister.