Off Topic The Burly Arms

Like selling shoes without laces.

**** off

 

Like imagine you pop to pret for a hock ham and dry bean sandwich and you gotta buy the bread separately.

 

Really?

Didn't know that place still existed, thought they'd moved to on line only.

The two in Swansea shut. Used to be able to get some decent clobber in there.

 

Turned up five minutes later by the way, thanks for everyone's concern.

 

Massive one up the road from me, 4 floors

 

Yeah there's one in Merthyr, great for random ****.

 

I always think I don't deserve my pisshead tag but I went to TKmaxx to get a washing basket and some jeans and came out with beer so maybe I should just accept it.

 

Share a bath or shower with your wife and save your marriage

 

I tried that, i only farted twice and she got out in a huff and ****ed off to bed.

 

Should have told her your had installed a jacuzzi

 

£200 fine and up to six points from today, for a having a mobile phone in your hand for any reason while driving, this also includes at traffic lights and in stationary traffic. Even includes scrolling a music play list.

Few exceptions, paying by mobile at a drive thru, or dialling 999.

 

About time

 

Morning.

 

Out for a walk early doors.

 

Cortado for the journey.

 

Is that one of your hipster beers?

 

Hipster coffee.

 

I've never been made a hot Cortado yet. I'd have them more if anyone could actually achieve this.

It's usually borderline luke warm and gone in a second, nice as they are.

 

Beauty down here

gonna jump in now.