Why Nightclubs Suck Balls

nick clubs do suck balls. its about big events/festivals. Not all this 'lets go to liquid/yates' crap.
I used to work in a bar for 2yrs. worst job i ever had. girls were easy tho

 

LSD Changes everything.

 

You'd want to be on acid in a ****ty irish nightclub? Wow...

 

I dreamt last night that I got barred from a night club for attacking someone at the bar who got served before me even though I'd waited several minutes more than he had.

 

Nightclubs?

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Who said anything about being Irish? Or even going to Ireland?

 

You do realise that clubs advertise the kind of music that they play, don't you?

 

Depends on which nightclubs your talking about, your average generic Top 40 Liquid/Oceana type place is going to be full of twats, the sound systems are shocking and the door staff are the local roid rage thugs who threaten people with a battering if they don't put their coats in. I agree about the music being unbearable RnB with vocoders, Pop music with some trance breakdowns thrown in.

Go to Space in Ibiza then call nightclubs ****, crisp soundsystem, top crowds (pending on the night). If people are there for music not to get slaughtered and have a fight or attempt to nail some filthy Kerri Katona lookalike in an alleyway at the end of night then in general it's usually a good place.

 

I prefer to hear bands than DJs. That may be a big part of my hatred of nightclubs.

 

Sounds gay

 

Agreed. I go clubbing because there is nothing else to do and i'm looking for a bit of minge.

I realy enjoy the chatting in bars, but rarely the actual club which is usually populated with ****s.

Festivals for me.

 

I take it your the one who ends up with the dregs at the end of the night?

 

Bars are better for minge fullstop, without having some **** in a Rockport jumper giving it the Raoul Moat.

 

Meat-market nightclubs have always been ****e. Full of slappers and neddish twats trying to mate to a soundtrack of absymal sub-Gaga dance pop.

'Proper' clubs are different entirely. Better music and less chance of getting stabbed or thrown up on. But they're few and far between.

 

Depends on the music really - I used to like going to clubs that played indie music as you were less likely to have someone cave your head in and the girls always left a bit more to the imagination which was always good for the **** bank.

 

lol giving it the Raoul Moat! I like it.

And yeah bars have woman, clubs have girls.

 

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Gotta be honest, even some of them Swedish birds are hanging

 

Yeah the whole swedish birds are all sirens thing is a bit of a myth really. I've known a fair few and if you got caught shagging some of them in a certain light you'd get 10 years for bestiality