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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Feb 16, 2022.

  1. Obi Wan

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    So stack-traffic-cones-d-rendering-white-background-103690040.jpg , if a stack of 5 traffic cones fell and hit you in the eye, are you about 2 ft tall?
     
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    He's now ran a mile traumatised at that picture <laugh>
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Yes!!



    Is that the sort of promotion you meant?
     
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    No. I was more stupid than that! I threw them and they bounced back and hit me!
     
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    Watch this exact injury happen to Joelinton in training when he gets to the 18 yard box
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh>

    This is the best injury thread ever!
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Fortunately I was well aware of how much sympathy my traumatic injury would get from you lot before I posted <laugh>
     
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    I'm just surprised it's taken you this long to get your first black eye - especially after those old mafia games. <laugh>
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I was never around long enough to get a black eye!!!!!

    ****s!! <grr>
     
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    Nah, I remember one where you were ****y Mc****, the ****iest **** in ****sville.
    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    I think it was after that one when we used to kill you off early!
    <badger>:bandit:<badger>
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Was that the one where I had been outed as mafia and was 11-1 votes down for lynching half an hour before nightfall? The one where you couldn't vote to lynch two nights in a row so I persuaded everyone to drop their votes so I would be lynched on a 1-0 vote 'for the sake of town' and then got a vote in for Gerrez ten seconds before nightfall and won the coin toss?

    That one was my personal favourite as I somehow* managed to survive till the end of the game and win <laugh>









    *Corrupt games master JPF
     
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    Aye possibly, I don't recall the details but I do remember it being a devious dastardly series of moves and you somehow convinced many players you were innocent. Genius. Although nobody trusted you ever again and we killed you off first round after that. <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I got so fed up of being voted off first night that I had to make my own game just to stay involved, That turned out to be more stressful than getting voted off though <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Clear case of not doing a pre- work Hazid Assessment and wearing the appropriate PPE. I hope you were disciplined accordingly.
     
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    It just shows you should never take your eye off the…..

    Traffic Cone.
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

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    If I took the top two cones off you and you kept the rest you would still own more than the new owner of Sunderland.
     
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    Personally, I’m not interested in the “Gout Crew”. More interested in an update on GG’s “condition “.
     
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