Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

That's not the only tiny prick that made a grown man cry .

 

I need to have an MRI and then probably will need an operation

Thanks for all your support and kind messages, guise

 

ffs what’s wrong fella?

 

I think the medical term is "****ed".

 

Seems that I have an anal fistula(no, not fisting) from the thing before. I kind of knew I would have one so not a huge surprise, I just don't fancy going under anaesthetic, I suppose it might just be an epidural type one, which wouldn't be too bad.

 

If the doctor sticking his finger up your arse counts as being ****ed, then guilty as charged

 

some advice for you bro

https://anal-fissure.org/gay-anal-sex-after-fistula-surgery-t10244.html

 

Sounds like you need a specialist arse doctor

 

I had to call the hospital Ophthalmology department yesterday and said ornithology instead by mistake.

The hilarious receptionist corrected me and said they don't treat birds .

True story

 

Should have told her you self-identify as an owl

 

Don’t you be a twit, too...

 

There was a recorded message that directs you to the right department through voice commands.

I can't say the word for eye doctor.

Phth ffs

 

Who’d of thunk it

 

Smelly discharge from near your anus ?


Huh ?

Iain

 

Worst ****ing joke ever…

 

Smellier than usual

 

Near ?

The anus is where my smell comes from the most , then the balls then foreskin.

Do some guys have a second bumble?