1. People who turn 'th' into 'f' or 'v' 2. People who speak in text language/abbreviations 3. Anyone who has ever appeared on any reality TV show 4. Chavs 5. Anyone who uses cockney rhyming slang 6. Apple fanboys 7. Junior management types (you know the type - the kind of people with bluetooth headsets permanently in their ears) 8. Eddieveeee 9. Simon Cowell 10. People who drive with their headlights on, on a bright sunny day That is all I can think of right now.