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The latest quality mock against Enrique

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Oct 27, 2011.

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  1. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Haha, class!

    I liked the one which just said '****' haha
     
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  3. I want curly hair too

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    '****' <laugh>

    his bird is top notch though <ok>
     
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    Oh aye :p she a stunner like
     
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  5. Chappaz

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    I bet Enrique absolutely ****ing destroys her in bed. Lass like that and a big bloke like him. Surprised his cock doesn't burst out of her belly button.
     
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    You are very strange.
     
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    You'll know what I mean when you eventually have sex.

    ZING.

    *runs*
     
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    Just what I was thinking <laugh>
     
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    Well, imagine it? 'The bull' and the way he barges grown men around in football being left with a dainty little lass like that. I feel sorry for her.
     
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    Why am I thinking of Alien now? Have they done a porn version of Alien?
     
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  11. Amnesiac

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    Hate to ruin your little insult, but I've had sex before.
     
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    When he said it I instantly got Alien 3 in my head.
     
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  13. Chappaz

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    Reminds me of something Tash would do.

    Except he wouldn't be able to find a real woman to have sex with, so he would just masturbate in front of a camera with one of these over his face:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Tash.... is that you?
     
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    Thank God I'm not alone :)
     
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    Jose Enrique Sanchez Diaz with disgusting tatoo.

    <laugh>
     
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  17. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Jajajajaja
     
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    I was about to post this <wah>
     
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  19. Chappaz

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    You're all wrong and missing one key difference. This is what Tash would have said:

     
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  20. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Hahahaha!
     
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