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Match Day Thread Fat Fwank's Flops vs Eddie's Soaring Mags

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 14, 2022.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Everton away is a tough game always has been... Tonight more so than usual because of their situation... We let them off the hook imo...
     
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  2. Consett Mag

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    We had nothing up front tonight. No-one played great. Disappointing to lose a game like that, but without scoring, that's the risk.
     
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  3. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    A blend of both would be ideal, I’d flog Max to PSG in the summer if they offered 40m+
    He’s never gonna be a top player in my eyes, he’s a street footballer who would’ve been brilliant in the 90’s but footballers need to do more now and he becomes a liability without the ball, we mustn’t forget though it was him who gave us the platform to go and win it by drawing the red from Allan
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    Taking almiron off was a mistake though... Soon as he went off it was one way traffic
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Apparently, we had 17 shots...all of them crap.
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    Max is ****e.. You can see why no ****er else wanted him.

    Weak player
     
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  7. Leo Billy

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    Anyone who thinks were 99% safe. I honestly believe we’re far from out of it. Not me acting over the top there, until we get to 34/35 points my confidence will remain low.
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    Dear me you’re really spitting out your dummy. When I need help I ask someone who is able to give it.
     
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  9. AwakingGiants

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    No one covered themselves in glory for the goal, St Max with not getting his ass behind the ball and trying to make it hard for Coleman. Suicide ball anyway to give to St Max and then Burn, and then the keeper showed too much side of the goal to Iwobi, if he was on the correct position could of easily saved that, he was almost past his near post. These players are to get us out of the relegation places have done that so far.
    Think we praise players too hard when we win and say they are too **** when we lose, we have bought players from Brighton, Burnley and Villa fgs Im surprised we are where we are, give the players a break they will come good again.
     
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  10. JokeInEre

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    We certainly are not. 6 more points needed minimum.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    We've been riding our luck in all our wins, but people started thinking we were Barcelona.

    We have improved, but we're still one of the worst sides in the league.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    He shouldn't have been on the pitch. He's a ****ing Billy the Limpet wannabe from Mean Machine. He did **** all till he seen his number on the board. He's too lightweight with not enough quality and not enough brain cells to play in this country. I bet the data analysis shows he spent more time on his hands and knees than he did his feet today.
     
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  13. Givemeursaltytears

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    Yip, his mentally very weak which is why he’ll never become a top player!!
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    This
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    He won more tackles than most... Max did nothing
     
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  16. Rum & Black for 2

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    This is what I was responding to. Clearly says Max not Wood. My previous comments apply. But don’t let the facts get in the way.
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Dubz is just so hit and miss. The goal he conceded went more or less through the middle of the goal so his positioning was awful.

    Wood is clearly a bang average lower table striker and he is so out of form it’s silly.

    It wasn’t a good performance second half. I thought it was a Steve Bruce team talk.

    When the red happened I said to the wife that’s it we lose because we just then expected to stroll it.
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    He lost the ball in the middle too easily.. Then it was in. He could've just passed it back
     
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  19. Givemeursaltytears

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    I’m about 85% on the basis I think we’ll win at least another 2 games
     
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  20. Darth Plagueis

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    Don't be a ****ing idiot man. You can't judge him of recent sub appearances.

    How can you call your top scorer/assister ****?

    He's had his bad spell but don't forget how many points he rescued for us.
     
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