Match Day Thread Fat Fwank's Flops vs Eddie's Soaring Mags

Who's this long haired dick face

 

One of those nerds who lives in his mams basement.

 

Some idiot came out with bolt cutters. It’s a ****ing piece of plastic. Get a knife and try to knick an artery.

 

I’m delighted…..I had 50p each way on somebody cable tying themselves to the goalposts

 

Hugh Fearnley thingbob innit?

 

He reminds me of that TV chef who also dies nature/country programmes, can't think of his name.

 

Don't cut it, tighten the ****er.

 

Surely there’s a ****ing Stanley knife in the crowd, it’s ****ing Merseyside

 

That's the one.

 

He’s a niggly player. Needs to concentrate on his football as opposed to his niggling.

 

Speccy **** gone. Looked like he took the special bus to school.

 

Stop oil or some ****. I mean these ****ing people are so brainless. Why don’t we start culling people. Putin has it all wrong, Ukraine people are fine, it’s this trash that needs to be eradicated.

 

Stick him in the gulag

 

John Lennon.

 

Every ****ing time,every single ****ing time we play Everton there is always a cockwomble in their nets.

 

Richarlison is such a cheat FFS

 

Luckily the ref isn’t buying it

 

Richarlison is a cheating ****.

 

What odds did you get?

 

Need to wake up a bit here.