When i grew up

It was safe to leave your back door open.

Time is a healer, & now 30 years later, i'm sure it is now safe to leave my back door open again.

Is your back door safe today?

 

get ready for the humiliation

 

You cant be 30+??

You come across like a 12-15 yr old.

 

is that why you are trying too groom me ?

 

When you were 8, did you look at your mum and wish she was the same age as you, so you could break her hymen?

 

??

No I'm purely telling you that it's clear you're a bit backwards for your age.

 

My back doors got smashed in years ago...

 

So please explain why?

 

Hard to tell. Did the midwife drop you on your head? Did your mother drink heavily when she was carrying you? Have you smoked too much pot down the years?

 

No need to explain.

Everyone else can clearly see it....

 

My backdoor was rammed in

 

1: Dont know
2: I was a test tube baby
3: never smoked pot

 

everyone else can clearly see, that you cannot say what you actually mean, think you are Gay, but afraid too admit it.

 

It doesn't mean you spent 9 months in a test tube you thick ****