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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    define a woman...


    we are waiting
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Screenshot_20220313-175528_Chrome.jpg Bet 3 from 4 to win 8/1 without realising it was both sides to score .

    <doh>

    Arsenal
    Chelsea
    Saints
    Rangers

    BTTS **** you lol
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tits, fanny, refuses to shag me.

    I think that covers it.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 13, 2022
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    spot on
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You've been diddled
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    275628140_10166002980525514_1619267455010566843_n.jpg
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    First mistake the puss filled stinky hole is in the wrong place for starters

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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I wonder if those that do have the op realise that its not self cleaning and often gets infected?
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You didn't make the Jay Cartwright short list, did you?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Ask Pumpy
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You shouldn't have gone for BTTS you should just have gone for the straight 4 team accumulator, that's what I did.
     
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    I'm listening to Brian Eno, sipping a cappuccino from a Christmas mug and looking at photos of gender reassignment surgery on a so-called football forum. What a world we live in, chaps.
     
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    The scamming ****s put that up as an advert seemed reasonable to predict 3 wins fron 4 I didn't even know what BTTS was the robing ****s.

    They turned a fun bet into me hating Ladbrokes.com I have already deleted my account .
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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    That bloody mess of smashed up men parts doesn't mean the recipient is a lady , there are no rules for being a man or woman
     
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    Make me your bitch, Duncan
     
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    Can you make a sandwich and hint the grass needs cutting with passive aggressive mood swings ?
     
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    No but I can suck a good cock
     
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    You may need to inflate it with a foot pump

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    All perfectly natural
     
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    At the time that Boris Johnston wrote for them, it should be added.
     
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