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Match Day Thread Sanctioned Chelsea vs Toon Army - Matchday thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Mar 10, 2022.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    They will score
    We will score
     
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  2. Toonitus

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  3. LiamO

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    How about a defensive hit and run all out freaky attack style?
     
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  4. LiamO

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    Off topic.

    Weird weather here in Istanbul. 13C but with 2 inches of snow.
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    I'm coming to instanbul in July Holmes
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Take it you’re not off to Ukraine then?
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    They never replied mate <laugh>

    I'm no use even as connon fodder
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    <laugh>

    Probably because you don’t have military experience
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    I believe they had quite alot of British military volunteering
     
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  10. LiamO

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    You tried the sex trafficking route? You don't even need a passport.
     
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  11. Magdad

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    Can we have a retirement party? With party HATS and party poppers and cakes and strippers and #CANS
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    Yes of course
     
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  13. Magdad

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    You can bring some of your health gunk stuff and share it with GG as the rest of us gorge ourselves in Cans, other than @CaraMatt - He's a posh **** that drinks Merlot these days <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    I can't come to my own funeral
     
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  15. Magdad

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    Retirement do mate not funeral, Sure I have a stock of carriage clocks somewhere for a gift <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. CaraMatt

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    Clever
     
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  17. CaraMatt

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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  19. ToonArmy1892

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    Poor team but was always going to be the case, players need resting, i don't really care, free hit anyway.

    Let's beat Everton to help send them down.
     
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  20. CaraMatt

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    I thought it was Malbec…. but I was very very drunk
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