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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I got to the point of a confirmed appointment, then backed out.

    Well, I say backed out, but it was my Mrs asked me to not have it.

    Just stopped ****ing her tbh.

    BBC2 is good tonight.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I **** you not I read that as foreskinstone
    <laugh>
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    If anyone has not watched this tonight, a good old TOTP from 1991.

    What the **** were Colour me Bad?

    Dreadful.

    But now it's some REM.

    I went to NYC around this time, had a Walkman and wandered around the place above ground and Out of Time was one of the albums I'd listen to. *

    Saw the Cocteau Twins at Gracelands Theatre (I think) there and the ****ers were stood next to us watching.





    *walked round NYC listening to The Orb and such stuff. Little fluffy Clouds. I ****ing loved being young.
     
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    Remember seeing the Orb at Glastonbury and thought I spotted an old mate in the crowd. Was off my tits at the time. I decided to jump on his back and reintroduce myself thinking he'd be over the moon to see me again.

    It wasn't him lol.
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Watched it

    some bangers on there like Right said Fred

    im too sexy for this shirt

    tune
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    If i didnt think of you as my forum uncle I would have hella jokes for that bruv.

    Hella jokes
     
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  7. Sucky

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    My birds never had that bother, in fact none of em have, couldn't even tell how many missions I've had aborted.

    But loads

    Shes on 3.<laugh>

    Kids scare me and I hate them init :bandit:
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    We’ve had the kids chat before init

    for me my two sons are the two biggest motivations in my life…they re align my thoughts and focus…plus they are ****ing legends like me and this world deserves for my bloodline to carry on and go forth n multiply further

    many might say you’re doing a good thing by not having any kids tbh Sucky lad…Comm would defo agree…but not me…I think there’s a layer to ones personal development in achieving a higher state of consciousness that comes from having children and loving them as the Lord intended.

    true…they are ****s aswell but you must be smart enough to always remain the bigger **** and all is good.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Was there.

    You must have seen THE Primal Scream set, right?

    Was just after Orbital (who were after The Orb)


    Up there with the best hour of live music I've ever seen.
     
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    Just sound like they’d get in the way tbh, don’t see the appeal.

    If I did have one I’d use 300 as my parenting technique. Boot it out in the wilderness at 10 and if they dont come back with a dead wolf they are no child of mine
     
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    wish your mum thought the same
     
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    I would’ve come back with 10 dead wolves mate
     
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    Ye we have cpl times <laugh>

    Ill be worse than you so she already knows when we have em shes just got younger kids now to go with me.

    And she'll fuking be grateful for it too cos I trained her up nice and classy.
     
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    Trained not to be mistaken with groomed btw safe Yh chaps
     
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    this disclaimer is for certain posters init
     
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    Forum looks at @Big Ern :eek:
     
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    Having kids is the single most profound thing you can do in your life imo

    Constantly amazed at just how much really.

    Nothing else comes close
     
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    3 daughters and them and the missus are all that really matters ... apart from footie, of course <whistle>
     
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    Luv over and out back tomorrow.
     
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    Yeah little ****ers are okay I suppose.
     
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