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ScotlandFanMuir

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Heading to Newcastle next month for a lads weekend and wondered where the best places are to go and get wrecked, then pick up an ugly burd to give her the best 25 seconds of her life?

Was there about 2 and a half years ago but I guess it's changed.......
 
Get urself down osborne road, when ur kicked out of there, head into a trebles bar in town. After that it wont matter where you are, but if u still care go somewhere on the diamond strip like koo's or the like
 
ScotlandFanMuir said:
Cheers lads <ok>

Am I being ambitious with the 25 seconds?
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Pick up a lass from the diamond strip (you'l have to use some sort of sourcery) and it will be 25 seconds. Pick up a lass from the Bigg Market and you'l not even have the motivation to get yourself started as she'l be sorting out travel to the Jezza Kyle hotel, while breast feeding her kid and handing you a blob.
 
NUFCaw said:
Pick up a lass from the diamond strip (you'l have to use some sort of sourcery) and it will be 25 seconds. Pick up a lass from the Bigg Market and you'l not even have the motivation to get yourself started as she'l be sorting out travel to the Jezza Kyle hotel, while breast feeding her kid and handing you a blob.
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The second option sounds attractive too :bandit: <laugh>

What about the accent? I'm from Fife, we have the trampiest of the Scottish accents ever. Aye, awrite doll nae bother, geez a kiss <laugh>
 
NUFCaw said:
Pick up a lass from the diamond strip (you'l have to use some sort of sourcery) and it will be 25 seconds. Pick up a lass from the Bigg Market and you'l not even have the motivation to get yourself started as she'l be sorting out travel to the Jezza Kyle hotel, while breast feeding her kid and handing you a blob.
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The second option sounds attractive too :bandit: <laugh>

What about the accent? I'm from Fife, we have the trampiest of the Scottish accents ever. Aye, awrite doll nae bother, geez a kiss <laugh>
 
Quality <laugh> <applause>

Scottish it is then! I've been to London twice this year (Scotland/Brazil - Champs league finall) and I can honestly say they're a weird bunch <ok>
 
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