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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Oct 27, 2011.

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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Heading to Newcastle next month for a lads weekend and wondered where the best places are to go and get wrecked, then pick up an ugly burd to give her the best 25 seconds of her life?

    Was there about 2 and a half years ago but I guess it's changed.......
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Oct 27, 2011
  2. scottish_in_the_toon

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    Get urself down osborne road, when ur kicked out of there, head into a trebles bar in town. After that it wont matter where you are, but if u still care go somewhere on the diamond strip like koo's or the like
     
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  3. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Cheers for the reply bud <ok>

    Will these places suit a 20 year old?
     
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    Most definately.

    All these places are full of student ****s. Like myself.
     
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    Two goes? <yikes>
     
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  6. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Cheers lads <ok>

    Am I being ambitious with the 25 seconds?
     
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    Osborne Road is class, in town there are loads of options, just avoid Bigg Market and you'll be cush.
     
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  8. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Lovely.

    Friday and Saturday night down there.

    Gonna name the weekend Lionel because it's guaranteed to get Messiiiii!!!
     
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    Pick up a lass from the diamond strip (you'l have to use some sort of sourcery) and it will be 25 seconds. Pick up a lass from the Bigg Market and you'l not even have the motivation to get yourself started as she'l be sorting out travel to the Jezza Kyle hotel, while breast feeding her kid and handing you a blob.
     
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    On a related note, has anyone ever been into the old st george pub in Bigg market?
     
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    The Old George is a cracking pub but they've started using plastic cups on match days which has put me off a bit!
     
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  12. ScotlandFanMuir

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    The second option sounds attractive too :bandit: <laugh>

    What about the accent? I'm from Fife, we have the trampiest of the Scottish accents ever. Aye, awrite doll nae bother, geez a kiss <laugh>
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    The second option sounds attractive too :bandit: <laugh>

    What about the accent? I'm from Fife, we have the trampiest of the Scottish accents ever. Aye, awrite doll nae bother, geez a kiss <laugh>
     
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    I've been up Scotland... you'l have to talk slow cause ye's denne make any sense.
     
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  15. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Hello you cracking young lady.

    I am ScotlandFanMuir, pleased to meet you.

    That's better eh? I'll just pretend to be a London toff <ok>
     
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  16. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    ...Stick with the Scottish!
     
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    Aye, stick with the Scottish.
     
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    Can safely say that lasses would prefer the Scottish than the stuck up London accent haha
     
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  19. ScotlandFanMuir

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    Quality <laugh> <applause>

    Scottish it is then! I've been to London twice this year (Scotland/Brazil - Champs league finall) and I can honestly say they're a weird bunch <ok>
     
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  20. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Haha. I've got mates from down there and they are nice people, but weird at the same time haha
     
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