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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My boss says I'm off the hook and that she's talked this person around so she won't be making a formal complaint. <laugh>
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 10, 2022
  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Tell her you’re untouchable while touching yourself.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    She looks a bit like Fred West as well.
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 10, 2022
  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Sucky, Mar 10, 2022
  5. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Teacher: Today is Father’s Day.Mary what does your father do. Mary: My dad is a lawyer, he puts bad people in jail.
    Teacher: David what does your father do?
    David: My dad is a doctor,he helps sick people get better.
    Teacher:Johnny what does your father do?
    Johnny: My dad is dead miss.
    Teacher: Oh I’m sorry Johnny,what did he do before he died.
    Johnny:He turned blue and shat on the carpet miss
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Mar 10, 2022
  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Good joke mate.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Mar 10, 2022
  7. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Did I steal it from you ?
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Mar 10, 2022
  8. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Fortunately not.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Mar 10, 2022
  9. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Well that’s ok then .

    Perish the thought you would post anything like it !
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Mar 10, 2022
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    No but fosse might steal it off you<laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Mar 10, 2022
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    @FosseFilberto
     
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    PINKIE, Mar 10, 2022
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Posted at the same instant lol
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Morning.

    Chelsea still skint?
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Mar 11, 2022
  14. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Chelsea v Newcastle this weekend.

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    Star of David Bardsley, Mar 11, 2022
  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... just don't go walking through shopping centres with it on bruv ... too many boxes ticked and it could get messy <cheers>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Mar 11, 2022
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    Spurlock Homeboy
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    already taken into account brh…the first thing I saw in the mirror when I tried it on was that very man you are talking about
     
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    Spurlock, Mar 11, 2022
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Beauty of a day down here

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    PINKIE, Mar 11, 2022
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    Sucky, Mar 11, 2022
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    **** here too but Chelsea are going bust so it’s calm.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Tonight's rugby and tomorrow evening's football sorted.

    @luvgonzo

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