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I got stabbed

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by You Don't Remember Me Do You?, Feb 16, 2011.

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  1. You Don't Remember Me Do You?

    You Don't Remember Me Do You? Member

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    in the finger last night by a cabbage. Boy did it hurt. <wah>
     
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    You Don't Remember Me Do You?, Feb 16, 2011
  2. Neville Bartos

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    someone tried to stab me in the face once in the centre of glasgow. he cut my hand open cos i blocked it then he ran away. nice chap.
     
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    Neville Bartos, Feb 16, 2011
  3. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    I tried to slash a guys hand open in glasgow city centre cos he tried to bum rape me.
    lovely bloke.
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 16, 2011
  4. Neville Bartos

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    what with?
     
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  5. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    his cock
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 16, 2011
  6. thefullback

    thefullback Active Member

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    Are you referring to the stabbing or rape
     
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  7. You Don't Remember Me Do You?

    You Don't Remember Me Do You? Member

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    The stabbing was with a knife strange as it sounds.
     
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  8. Neville Bartos

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    the stabbing? i kinda guessed the raping wuda been with a cock.
     
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  9. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    Sorry Nev looking back that was in bad taste <ok>

    Where have you been all week anywho?
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 16, 2011
  10. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    <MegaLongSelfRapeSessionMuir>
     
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  11. Neville Bartos

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    Jury Duty. sat for 2 hours both days then didnt get picked. jst went home to ma bed after it. the wee **** has no chance. he got cot with a knife twice by the polis <doh> the 2nd time he was out on bail.
     
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  12. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    They let you go on jury duty?

    **** me.
     
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  13. BolloBollo

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    What a wee fud <doh>

    These are the sorts that really should be executed on spot. They'll never come to anything and all they'll do is cost taxpayers money!
     
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  14. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    FFS Bollo, that's a bit harsh.

    All he did was go home to bed.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Feb 16, 2011
  15. BolloBollo

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    <laugh> I couldn;t do that to Nev. He's my cyber bud <ok>
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 16, 2011
  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Some **** of a chopper pilot is going to get a blade in the guts if my helicopter doesn't arrive soon. ****er was on it's way then turned back because of a snow storm <grr>
     
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  17. Neville Bartos

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    dry ur eyes venom

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. staggie

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    Cue pictures of helicopter crashing in snow storm <laugh>
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> Already got that job interview put back two days. Not fussed about being here getting free money. More ****ed off by the fact I'm probably going to have to change this interview again because of this ****hole. So chuffed I don't have to set foot on this ancient rust-pile in two weeks again. **** the Cormorant Alphatraz, **** it in it's rusty ringpiece.
     
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  20. BolloBollo

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    Is this your last communication with Not606 in your current employment?
     
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