Just get it off your chest

You wouldn't think that in reality I am quite a polite, amenable and liberal minded 41 year old chap

 

That’s coz you’re not.

 

**** off lezzer.

 

Very interesting

 

I am unironically racist and yet I have a fetish for super-dark black women. I fantasise about a harem of amply-afroed, purple-skinned negresses catering to my every whim, and going at them from behind like a dog in heat.

Thank you for asking, by the way. I've been wanting to get that off my chest for ages.

 

Meeting my West Ham mates and getting money from them for tickets for Sevilla v West Ham.

 

^^^^ People smuggler

 

* Budgie

 

^^^ People trafficker

 

*person

 

*Non binary

 

I would have told me to **** off ya nosey cow

 

I am classier than that. I am a Prod, you fenian hoor.

 

Wit you daein up at this time ya big orange bastard?

 

I always waken up at weird times of the night. I had been to sleep before that though. WATP

 

Do you wake up after strange dreams? I have two nights running. First night it was lions inside the building, I was trapped in the toilets, my boss got mauled. Next night there was a black cat with black kittens in the garden, my mum was in the dream.

 

I was dreaming about crocodiles the other night, but it isn't always dreams that waken me. It could be a noise, a dream or just because

 

Normally a small white dog in my case.

 

I dreamt that I ordered some spaghetti and I got a bowl of lemons and woke up in the middle of chastising the server.