Off Topic The Burly Arms

You shouldve walked round the gym telling everyone about your pb.

Otherwise whats the fuking point

 

Told like 37 birds already fam

The endorphins are popping tho

 

And not one was impressed enough to ask for your number.

Thats odd

 

They’ve got my number. 235.

 

PB is gym talk slang for pussyboy round these ends

 

You were last in a gym in 1976 bro.

 

It's genuinely about 25 years since I went to the gym and I hated it then, load of ****.

 

im finding my eye of the tiger

purchased a 20kg weighted vest a few weeks ago

cant wait to try it on someday

 

My routine as a younger man, go for a run, play sport (any ****ing sport as long as it's competitive). Job done.

 

back in my 20’s I was playing about 4 games of football a week, 6 a side, 9 a side, 11 a side

Gym 3 times minimum

and pulling bare gal…no phone to exchange numbers or social media to send cock pics but still got more gal than Windy init

 

Breaking news alert:

fuel prices hit record high this morning

Suck my cock

 

Genuine routine would be nothing Monday, football training Tuesday, Karate Wednesday, running club Thursday, 5 a side Friday nothing Saturday unless there was a karate or running event, football Sunday. I'd find time to go for a run in between or run back and forth training. Now I miss it all.

 

Would that get me cheaper fuel?

 

Gym fuel

yeh

 

Worth a try. I’ll be at Hudds away April 15th x

 

Damn, might be in trouble in work again.

 

You been done for ****ing over the Chelsea news too?

 

I think that would be acceptable, apparently saying to someone that they should be banded in with the likes of Fred West, the Nazis and people who like Coldplay isn't though.

 

Watching Crufts. I reckon my dog could win this. Can’t be arsed with the training obviously and he’s a lazy **** but he looks cuter than these.