Pork tenterloin

A 5kg sack lasts months

That little cup easily does 2 people

 

Do you have to get the amount of water exactly right, two cups per one rice?

 

I bought one and used it once. Gave it to my son. He uses it all the time. Dunno why you’d let the fuds on here put you off. Pa that pork looks amazing.

 

Is there no beginning to your talents?

 

"wildlife"

A ****ing dog with a collar on

 

Woooooosh.

 

Derp.

Stick to painting by numbers.

 

^^^raving ****tah.

 

Yeah, what of it?

You looking for a fight buster?

 

Brilliant.

Apparently there was one show where both contestants came up with "****ers". Also acceptable

 

Pork cooked in Coca Cola is lovely.

Not great for the arteries though I should think.

 

I usually boil my Christmas turkey in a big pan of IrnBru

 

Why?

 

1 cup of rice wash the starch off then 1 cup of water and press play on the rice cooker.
When it's finished it stays warm .

When China invades you better learn how to use one

 

The Chinese already invaded. Dumbass.

 

You’re fooling no one with this talk of pork. Butcher sold you a horse’s cock

 

In France perhaps

 

You're obsessed with cocks.

Up your dung funnel no doubt.

Disgusting rampant, raving ****tah.