William Shatner, alias Captain Kirk, has discontinued his ladies underwear range. In hindsight "Shatner Knickers" wasn't a good choice of name in the first place.
My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I said I wanna watch. Got a lovely Tag Heur, but I think they misunderstood what I was asking for.
Telling a good joke is all about timing, get it wrong and it isn't funny at all. So practice the timing and perhaps, in a few months, that could be quite funny.
went to get a dvd from the shop and found i didn't have my specs but squinting at one that caught my attention "bald and barely legal" i took a chance, not what i thought though it was difficult to pull the snake over uk tyre tread depth limits
You live in Yorkshire, lad. What could be worse? Looking forward to seeing you at the Den next season.
