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Match Day Thread The big match tonight

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Feb 8, 2022.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Will Barnsley hold their whippet racing at half time ? If not, I won't be attending.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 11, 2022
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I think it's a local council regulation
     
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    kiwiqpr, Feb 11, 2022
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Doggone it!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 11, 2022
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Bound to be a flypast of the royal Barnsley pigeon squadron before the game
     
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    kiwiqpr, Feb 11, 2022
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Looking forward to the fly past.
    Will they be aerobics manoeuvres?
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 11, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    kiwiqpr, Feb 11, 2022
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Players are coming onto the field……
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 12, 2022
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    Poor Sam
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Feb 12, 2022
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    It's a pre match tradition with one of the away team
     
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    kiwiqpr, Feb 12, 2022
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    If this is the big match, where is Brian Moore?
    I dispute this is the big match!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 14, 2022
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  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I don't know about the Big Match, but this is..............
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 14, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    2.50 for the big issue
    ****ing hell
    Bit expensive
     
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    kiwiqpr, Feb 15, 2022
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i give mine away free
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 15, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yeh, its free ................ but there's a delivery charge, a govt tax, road toll, Save The ****ers Foundation gift tax and a Reverend Squat late attendance fee!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 15, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Get the hungry to eat the homeless
    Two problems solved at once
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 9, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Now you’ve got a ethical non compliance fee!
    Violation $ 750.00 Pounds.
    You have 7 Days to pay or you will be expelled from Wooperts Hearty Farty Party, which is a charity for the homeless.

    Rodger, The Accountant Dodger will be checking all activities to ensure compliance and Sans will withhold all beverages until payment is made in full….. to 1800FEESFORREV
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 9, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    If we eat all the whales how much will the world's water levels drop saving all those people that live near the sea being troubled by rising sea levels
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 9, 2022
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    Took a whale out last week. Bitch’s photos were at least five years old.
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Your a hard but fair person, B’Ranger.
    Makeup is a bugger. Camera angle can play havoc too!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 9, 2022
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  20. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    She was probably a moose !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 9, 2022
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