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Doctor Diddles Fake Medical Q & A

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jan 5, 2022.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I’ve just hired three nurses, two receptionist and a dog.
    Doctors surgery now open.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 5, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    is the dog half price or for the ones without private healthcare
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 5, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I think it refers to a patient snuffing it in the surgery, so it can be confirm he is dogone it
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 5, 2022
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The dog is a cover in case l fart in front of a patient.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 6, 2022
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    doggies love a bit of sausage

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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 8, 2022
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    He should be a sausage dog then !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 8, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><applause><applause>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 8, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The dedicated doctor Didley now presiding…
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 11, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Any prospective patients yet doc ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 12, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the two we know of were buried yesterday minus credit cards and pin numbers
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 13, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I dispute that.
    I am an ethical medical practitioner, with credibility abound! I will refer this matter to my legal eagle.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 13, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I don't know about legal eagles, but here's a picture of a bald eagle....

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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 13, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l will dispute that.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 14, 2022
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    Alright, so that one is wearing a wig...
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 14, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t think it measures up!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 15, 2022
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    Nursey tells me you only had three patients in surgery today. The others were directed to the local pub.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 7, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l was the only patient l saw today.
    I’ve been on sick leave and needed a script.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 8, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    so nurseys enema worked then mate
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 8, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Been suffering from from the old Hawaiian medical complaint, Lotanookie.

    l’d love to stay and chat but l’m running late for my upcoming speech at the Pathological Liars Convention.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 8, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Hey doc
    I can't touch my left elbow with my left hand but I can with my right
    Why
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 8, 2022
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