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Chief's big fat thread of fitness

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Down the front of your pelvis, like between the top of your thighs and pelvis ?

    could be psoas muscle. That can cause some horrible cramp like pains in your pelvis
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    One of those days today where I hated every minute of my workout.

    Those are the days that count

    Got the job done

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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Could be.

    Was thinking something to do with prostate, or hernia, so have wished it away.

    Gone now!
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Most people these days have a weak hip flexor.
    . Is this the area? If it is you can train the problem away

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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Be interested to know how?

    Got to be worth adding in to any programme.
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It sounds like what I get regularly from running and certain types of fitness work and Chaos is probably right that its your hip flexors. Suspect its a combination of skiing and then golf, which will both put a lot of strain on them. I find that a good stretching routine both before and after exercise really helps, as well as adding in some flexibility exercises during your workouts.

    This stretch is a good test of your hip mobility. When I first started doing it it was agony and I couldn't get my feet flat but amazing how much they open up as you keep doing it. I do it every morning before and after running.



    This will also improve strength in the hip flexors:

     
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  9. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    The huel report

    Tbh I'm finding the practicality of huel to be excellent. There's no way it can be a good idea to live on it, but just adding a protein shake and having it as your breakfast it makes life easier.

    Even just having some on standby for those times when you simply cannot be arsed to cook is better than just reaching for the bread bin.

    It's somewhere between pot noodle and healthy

    feel pretty good today and not starving to ****ing death
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Gonna have two slices of some fresh bloomer buttered n put under grill for a few minutes

    3 fried runny eggs

    salt n pepper

    water

    ooops wrong thread
     
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    Do some bicep curls with the salt shaker.
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Now that's how to get gains

     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    @Billions and Billions

    You need to bin the Huel and try the Royal Marine Commando diet for a week.

    Day 1

    Breakfast 3 eggs

    Lunch 3 eggs

    Dinner 3 eggs


    Day 2

    1 egg or grapefruit

    Fresh fruit salad

    Steak, Tomatoes, Celery and cottage cheese


    Day 3

    1 egg or grapefruit

    Fish, Tomatoes, spinach and Salad

    Lean Lamb chops, tomatoes and salad


    Day 4

    1 egg or grapefruit

    Green salad and tomatoes

    3 eggs and dried toast


    Day 5

    1 egg or grapefruit

    Fish, Tomatoes, and Salad

    Lean ham salad, tomatoes and spinach


    Day 6

    1 egg or grapefruit

    3 eggs dried toast

    Steak Celery, tomatoes and cottage cheese


    Day 7

    1 egg or grapefruit

    Fresh fruit salad

    Lean lamb chops salad and tomatoes


    Black coffee, water or pure lemon juice can be taken with the meal. Eat exactly what is stated where amount are stated, where they are not eat as much as you want.

    DO NOT EAT BETWEEN MEALS. No dressings or sauces only vinegar is allowed

    DO NOT use this diet more than four times a year. There should be a loss of up to 1 stone, variations of the diet will have a MAJOR effect on the amount of weight you lose.

    Weigh yourself at the beginning and at the very end of the diet.



    That'll shred you.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    what form do the eggs take?

    poachies?
     
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    My god ill die
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    more importantly

    what kind of eggs we talkin?
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I get my eggs from a women that had hens.. Good
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    However you prefer.

    When it's on dry toast, i'd go for soft fried or poached.

    When it's breakfast, boiled. As long as it's eggs, it doesn't matter, but you can't be adding butter and cream to scrambled for instance.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    You lose a stone in a week apparently.

    Might give it a go but it needs to be if I'm working away, wouldn't be able to do this when i'm at home.
     
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    Hmmmm I doubt I'd have the energy to get past the 3rd egg
     
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