1. They are too loud - How the hell are you supposed to have a decent chat when you can't hear yourself think. 2. The music - It is always that stupid thump, thump, thump dance/trance ****e or the latest generic chart pish. 3. The smell - It used to be that the smell of cigarettes covered all else but now all you get is a mixture of farts, BO and a million different perfumes and/or colognes. 4. The toilets - Going for a pee means walking through puddles of piss at the urinals and they stink. 5. The bar - You can't get near it to order a drink and when you do, it is covered in spilled drinks that ruin your nice new shirt. 6. The people - All drunk, acting like idiots, and bumping into you so that you spill your drink over yourself or worse the woman you are talking to. 7. The bouncers - Wannabe hard men who glare at you suspiciously if you don't look like you hare enjoying yourself (which let's face it you are not because you are in a nightclub). That's all I can think of right now but feel free to add your own reasons.
1. So are festival's, bars, concerts etc I still go to them 2. Too much ****e commercial pop classed off as dance in clubs nowadays, Example and LMFAO to name a few 3. I like the smell 4. Same as festival's really 5. Push man!!!!!!! 6. Sometimes, but most of the time people are good with you, if you're not rude 7. Bouncers are pricks, FACT
I agree with all that but usually if I'm out the only smell i can smell is either my toxic alcohol that some ****s trying to kill me with or my own sweat let alone anyone elses - Axe your too picky that's just the culture of the scene, its never really been much different (besides the music)
your 28 - you shouldnt be clubbing. Thats why its pish. Clubs should be used for 1 - getting pished with the lads 2 - pulling You must either 1 - have no mates 2 - be ugly
1 - I have mates, younger and older who love clubs and refuse to do anything else 2 - Not ugly but not exactly Brad Pitt either
I couldn't agree more, I hate night clubs. If I drink it's to be social - I can't be social with Lady Gaga blasting in my ear after I've had to plead with some prick bouncer to get into the ****ing ****e hole in the first place - absolutely nothing worse than "not tonight mate..." when you didn't even really want to go into the ****ing place in the first place, you've just ended up there because it's 2am, you fancy another drink and there is **** all else open.
Night clubs are quality but only after 12 when you've had the social part in pubs/bars and only if you are at least a bit pissed. Theyre not great sober. Sighhhh, love is too painful. Had a bad day today Jack
Oh oh, that's gonna be met with ridicule on here. Love is like that, it would be bloody boring if it was all puppies and sunshine all the time. We just gotta deal with the bad times and move on.
You grow a pair, prick. You dont understand what I feel so dont trivialize it with your unfunny crap. ******
Perhaps you've reached the age where you should stay in and watch Eastenders. Clubs have always been the same - they will not change either. Young people enjoy themselves there, if they didn't, they simply wouldn't go. There are classy nightclubs but I doubt you know where they are.
Well, it doesn't have to be Eastenders, you could just stay in and have a nice cuddle on the sofa and watch 'Midsomer Murders' or something like it... (3000!!!)
A long time since I've been clubbing, or even out much after midnight, but I do remember that 2 things are needed for a good night on the dance floor; 1) music you can dance to 3) appropriate chemical assistance.
