Off Topic The Burly Arms

Slow cooked a pork loin joint with some incredible gravy. Stuck it all in tubs and got Dominos.

 

Home by 9pm and yet the date considered to have gone well ?

Will the dick pic help or hinder I wonder.

 

Oh mate I know who the right person is. She doesn’t know it yet but all in good time.

 

Good angle so it’ll help. It was a lunch date.

 

Last time I had a Sunday lunch date it was all going swimmingly until the extremely attractive lady in question let it be known, in no uncertain terms, that even if we were to be married for all eternity that giving her a bumming was never going to happen.

Ruined an otherwise beautiful friendship.

 

Having bummed a couple of exes, I can honestly say that if I never bummed a girl again I wouldn’t mind.

 

That wasn't the point though was it.

You can't be taking things off the table before you've even got to the spotted dick pudding.

Been with the missus 18 years and everything is still an option by the way

 

On the contrary I like the idea of knowing the red lines in advance.

 

Marriage isn't about red lines.

It's about breaking rules and getting away with it...or in other words winning the dishwasher/bins/laundry battles.

 

Take the bins out you lazy ****.

 

With Jammy, it's not which one does the dishwasher, laundry and bins, it's which one tells the butler to do it.

 

Even the bumming?

 

Is this the Burly Arms or the Blue Oyster bar?

ffs

 

Under new management. It’s the same as the old management but much gayer.

Good morning.

 

Morning

 

Morning.

 

Morning brh

 

**** off then

ignorant

time for a cuppa n chill

day off today…a tv bracket stick on wall this aft…then chill with kids as and when they come back…eldest one just passing through for munchies tonite. Then building myself for a ****ty disappointing evening watching Spurs.

 

Bit of a hangover today.

 

Was gonna go cinema with her to see batman this arvo but the thought of 3hrs in a chair put me off.

Hello btw