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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I was being allegorical again.

    Qautermoon, the most boring pizza on the menu.
     
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  2. monacoger

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    There is a Kathmandu Valley Indian restaurant in East Putney/Wandsworth in London. Bloody lovely it was.
     
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  3. monacoger

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    You wee rascal!
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

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    My niece used to live in Putney, but she moved to Barnes.
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

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    There was a phone in quiz on Irish radio and the question was where's the Taj Mahal ? The fellow answered "it's beside the dental hospital" lol
    true story.
     
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    Fkin awesome!
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    <laugh>

    Well, technically he was right. So I trust he won?
     
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  8. monacoger

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    I was more West Putney, so was closer to Barnes than I was to Putney High Street. A nice part of the world actually.
     
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  9. monacoger

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    I think I have actually heard the recording of that before. Did they give you the prize?
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    I'd love to hear it, if anyone has it.
     
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  11. monacoger

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    Ask @Mick O'Toon if he has a copy, it was him doing the quiz.
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    It was called Larry Gogan's Just A Minute quiz,probaly on line somewhere

    Here are 10 of the best and most memorable answers given on the nation’s most loved quiz.

    1. Q: Name something you open, other than a door. A: Your bowels

    2. Q: Where is the Taj Mahal? A: Opposite the dental hospital

    3. Q: What is the capital of France? A: F

    4. Q: Name a bird with a long neck. A: Naomi Campbell

    5. Q: What star do travellers follow? A: Joe Dolan

    6. Q: Name a famous Royal. A: Mail

    7. Q: What was Hitler’s first name? A: Heil.

    8. Q: Name an occupation where you might need a torch. A: A burglar

    9. Q: Name a famous bridge. A: The bridge over troubled waters

    And finally, probably the most famous, but actually made up by the late Brendan Grace:

    10. Q: Complete this saying, ‘Happy as…’ and think of me. A: A pig in sh*t.
     
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  13. monacoger

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    The Naomi Campbell answer was from Family Fortunes in the UK iirc. There are many YouTube compilations of "daftest" or maybe "funniest quiz show answers"
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    Years ago at work there was an email doing the rounds about some of the answers given on Family Fortunes. Essential reading <laugh>

    I could Google it I suppose but I can't be bothered.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    Probably the same bloke.
     
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  16. monacoger

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    Sorry to pish on your cornflakes, but the compilations are from shows from UK, USA, Australia etc, it is far more likely that your radio quiz man in Ireland stole them from other shows and got people to say them on his show.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    Don't think so,that quiz was before the internet age,innocent times.
     
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  18. monacoger

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    I shall need to investigate further. It seems any UK outlet has it as Family Fortunes in the UK, any yank outlet has it as somebody on Family Fued saying it and any Irish outlet saying it was on your man's radio show. Any idea what year it was said on his show?

    I think my favourite one was...

    Q: Name a dangerous race

    A: The Arabs

    <party>
     
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    <laugh> you’re such a twat

    I like mon
     
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    <party>
     
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