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Match Day Thread Eddies flying mags v Saints

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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Referee: Kevin Friend.
    Assistants: Simon Beck, Eddie Smart.
    Fourth official: Graham Scott.
    VAR: Andre Marriner. Assistant VAR: Derek Eaton.
     
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  2. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    This will be the match where Bruno will start.
     
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  3. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    4-0 town...**** these southern softies.
     
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  4. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    They looked utter pap against Villa. We could take them.
     
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  5. Ben 10

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    Fast Eddies unbeatable mags will pump these French ****s
     
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  6. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    If we have saint max back, I'm going for a 1-2 win. Why not. They just got beat 4 ****in nil of Villa ffs.

    ASM-------------Wood---------------Fraser (Alternate wings if needed)
    -------Joelintion--Bruno--Willock-----------
    Targett----Burn-----Schar---------Manquillo
    ---------------------Dubz------------------------

    Time to give Bruno a start I think.
     
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  7. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    Bruno starts and we lose means Shelvey for the rest of the season unfortunately
     
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  8. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    What does that mean?
     
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  9. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I don't want to put words into his mouth but I think it means:

    If Bruno starts and we lose it means that Shelvey will start for the rest of the season.

    So which do you prefer? I would actually go with Bruno starting (and pray for a win or a draw). We need his energy in midfield in this one.
     
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  10. Ben 10

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    It's the word lose I struggled to understand. It's not a word I'm familiar with
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Qué?
     
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  12. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Shelvey doesn't offer that much though does he? He doesn't assist much, he spreads the ball out well and does some decent defensive work, pops up with 2/3 goals a season, but he is basically a bang average player at this level.

    I hope he stays as a squad player as he'd be decent back up, but that's it.

    If we swapped him for Bruno, we'd not be losing much. It's Joelinton and Willock that make our CM.

    Shelvey is adequate, but adds nothing out of the ordinary like most of our other players.
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Shelvey is a ****
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    I don't think he'll change anything mate

    Max was crap when he came on Krafth had a decent game and Shelvey is invincible.
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I want to use my sensible brain and agree. I think Southampton in their day are a good team.

    But they got mauled by Villa and we beat them.

    So there is no reason we can’t rock up and cock up and take all three points.
     
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  17. Magdad

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    With out starting lineup of

    Dubravka
    Manquillo
    Lascelles
    Schar
    Dummet
    Willock
    Joelinton
    Shelvey
    ASM
    Fraser
    Gayle

    Just to rub some salty tears in
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    Defensive work? He didn't make a single tackle in 95 minutes the other day.. He didn't even make a single foul.

    I wonder why
     
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  19. Schlem Boogerman

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    He's a ****.

    @darrenpeacocksponytail to confirm.
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    All I know is that when I'm playing crap I still manage to make a few fouls
     
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