What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

That ain't mash FFS.

 

It’s ****ing mashed up potatoes you pretentious ****

 

So now it's changed to "mashed up potatoes".

 

It’s a key part of the potato to mash process.

 

Definitely crushed.

Like Windies heart.

 

Next date tomorrow. Could be the one.

 

I think you need to work on your lighting Luv

 

I probably won't do that.

 

Who dates on a Sunday ?

Day of rest bruv surely.

 

Deep down you know I'm right.

 

Bruv you’ve not dated since 1978. Tesco is open on a Sunday and everything.

 

People will think your mashed potatoes aren’t mashed.

 

Tis tru dat.

 

Some idiots will but most will understand.

 

@Sucky you gonna take that?

 

What have you done to those potatoes?

 

and your chicken looks like ****e.
Did it taste nice?

 

Mashed them.

 

If Russia cuts off the Oil and Gas supply to the UK, we can syphon off the oil from Luv's Hunter's chicken to keep us warm through the Nuclear winter

 

Mashed them