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Off Topic War with Russia? - War and Nato discussion

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Jan 26, 2022.

  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This thread is hilarious <laugh>

    World affairs and war planning/reasoning/defence rankings not606 style <applause>
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    It's like a school classroom where some nerds have been allowed to play warcraft during dinner time.
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It felt like it was getting a bit Top Trumps earlier on :biggrin: Great read as I was killing time waiting for the bairn to finish kickboxing.
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Im a Level 110 Druid bro
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Who is winning? I don't mean between Russia and Ukraine, I mean between Chaos/Welshie/Magdad. Who is winning?
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I've got no idea what they're I just remember a shop in one of the villages in the metro centre that had the largest collection of nerds in one place I've ever seen
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    You've never seen them release a Harry Potter or Star Wars before?

    Madness.
     
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  8. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    I'm not involved in this. I still stand by my earlier points that Switzerland is the world's only neutral country <laugh>
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    It was this place I think

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  10. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    .....but for arguments sake I reckon Russia would get pumped if we went to war with them, They've been at war with Berwick Upon Tweed for 150 years and failed to conquer them so they have no ****ing chance against a united Northumberland of Ashington, Bedlington, Blyth and Cramlington - not including the posh ****s from Morpeth (They'd be Northumberland's version of the French)
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    If you think Britain would actually win then you've taken it well beyond a swatting of a fly in debate.

    You really are custer
     
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  12. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    They've been at war with ****ing Berwick for 150 years man.
     
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  13. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I'm a super saiyan 4 sith lord bitch. Come at me.
     
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  14. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    You do know you sound like a 40 year old virgin.

    Crack on

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  15. JakartaToon

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    Its a moot point anyway as a straight fight between UK and Russia would never happen. We are part of NATO for a reason.

    The most interesting figure in the article DPP quoted on the comparison between the two countries was the annual defence spending:
    Russia spent $41billion
    UK spent $68 billion

    With the difference in the sizes of the respective forces its hard to see how Russia can keep it’s forces properly equipped and maintained on that number, particularly when people complain that UK forces are not well equipped due to lack of budget.

    But the figure that really put the whole thing into context was annual American defence expenditure at $750 billion.

    Putin’s only possible target was Ukraine, as he knew NATO would not get involved. However he underestimated the extent to which Ukraine would choose to defend itself and the sanctions that would be imposed. He will eventually overrun Ukraine but the cost of trying to keep it under his control and the effect of the sanctions at home will have seriously weakened his position. If his goal was to try and put the FSU back together he now knows there is no way he can achieve that.

    Think this may be the final straw:
    An international cat federation has said it's banning all Russian cats from entering its competitions.

    In a statement on its website the Fédération Internationale Féline said it was "horrified" by Russia's invasion of Ukraine and had subsequently decided to disallow Russian cats from competing in its competitions, which take place around the world.

    As well as this, it said that no cats bred in Russia would be allowed to be registered with its organisation outside of Russia.

    The rules will be in place until the end of May, when they will be reviewed.

    It added that it would dedicate a part of its budget to support cat breeders in Ukraine who are suffering because of the current situation.
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Can we not just hurry this **** up and kill the twat. Find him. Bomb him.
    Any ****er in the area who has not killed him and gets bombed i don’t care because they didn’t see sense in shiving the bastard.

    We must know where he is?
     
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  17. Magdad

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    Yeah sat in his office, stroking his cat whilst thinking "Does that Ukranian president really think im dumb enough to meet him face to face without a 30 meter table?"
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I just wanna see as much cowardly Russian murderous blood spilt as possible. We are nearly up to 10,000. Big milestone.
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The final item to be banned by the West will be Russian hats...if only because they are an insult to fashion.
     
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  20. JakartaToon

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    I don't know - they look quite nice on some people.

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    I expect @Albert's Chip will delete this post as she is also showing her pussy.
     
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