How long before Russia attacks us?

I never thought of that unless you went to the opposite stand at half time.

 

Perhaps you could ask the person next to you to do the second half then together tally up the scores at the end?

 

I must say, I prefer keeping the score in my head. I remember years ago my next door neighbour's cat called Charlie did a few TV adverts. Not only did he tell me to always look before crossing the road, but also to never play with matches

 

I remember Charlie. Bossy wee ****.

 

^^^^ Lost his finger up it's Marmite Motorway.

 

Not sure how any **** could even understand him.

 

Aye, we're all in our late 20's here.

 

Charlie Thunburg?

 

Who he?