Rangers v Celtic

By the way folks, marking myself as safe in the Australian floods.

 

****ing with my flat earth beliefs here mukka

 

I used to stay in Tully QLD

fact

 

With a load of Irish brickies?

 

Portaloise loyal

 

My boy is in Cairns.

 

The ****tah one?

 

Aye. Lives with his fiancée. They’ve just bought their first house.

 

Does he plan to marry his man?

 

you’re an old dick. Next May hopefully. They’ve been together for 5 years now. She lived with him over here for just over 3 years.

 

I went white water rafting down the River Tully, it was splendid.

 

i didn’t really rate the rafting. Too much waiting about for the other boats to catch up

 

^^^^^ ****tah.

 

Which company did you do it with? Think I did it with Raging Thunder or something like that, the other company, AAA or something was strictly for ****tahs.

 

"Raging ****tahs" more like.

 

**** knows mate

 

There’s some thing the kids want to take me to when I go over. Some glass bottomed boat that ye get close to crocodiles on. Think the ****ers want me dead.

 

Understandable.

Your lezzer wife will look after you though.

 

Monny did they take you back to a pub in Tully after it?

 

I can't actually remember mate, something tells me we had a BBQ and cans, don't think it was an actual pub, but it might have been.