1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Has there ever been as bigger a comeback as Joelinton?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 26, 2022.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,838
    Likes Received:
    39,910
    colo didn’t start as deep in the depth of ****ness as Joe.
     
    #21
  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2019
    Messages:
    115,975
    Likes Received:
    60,174
    Collo was always ****
     
    #22
  3. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2012
    Messages:
    16,982
    Likes Received:
    3,388
    But it was even more awful when he came in a more critical position.

    He at one point was literally named in team of the season 2nd only to Vincent Kompany.

    Search 2011/12 team PL team of the season and you'll see tonnes of articles praising him for his improvement.
     
    #23
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,838
    Likes Received:
    39,910
    Which one of us is this?

     
    #24
  5. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    30,155
    Likes Received:
    17,293
    This must be chaos surely.
     
    #25
  6. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    1,242
    Likes Received:
    775
    Conte's hairline?
     
    #26
    G4rdToonArmy and Ben 10 like this.
  7. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2016
    Messages:
    13,307
    Likes Received:
    8,783
    So here's a thing:

    We bought him for £40m. At his nadir we'd have been lucky so get £10m for him.... So what would you value him at right now?
     
    #27
  8. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    30,155
    Likes Received:
    17,293
    Invaluable. He’s the machine.
     
    #28
  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,838
    Likes Received:
    39,910
    £50m
     
    #29
  10. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2016
    Messages:
    13,307
    Likes Received:
    8,783
    Every player has a price, what would you say he's worth.

    So right now he's one of the best midfielders in the Prem and only 25, what's he worth?
     
    #30

  11. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2016
    Messages:
    13,307
    Likes Received:
    8,783
    I'd go higher tbh, if we saw him playing like he is now for another team, I'd easily think £60m was worth shelling out to get him.
     
    #31
  12. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    30,155
    Likes Received:
    17,293
    I’d say £50m+ but to us he is currently invaluable.

    It’s amazing his transformation. He really is an absolute beast.
     
    #32
  13. magpie290761

    magpie290761 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    2,968
    Likes Received:
    2,504
    Best thing is, he’s still learning the position and will get a lot better at it yet and without the pressure to be top scorer he’ll calm down a bit up front and actually score more.
     
    #33
  14. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2011
    Messages:
    7,897
    Likes Received:
    5,119
    Agreed - he's priceless to us at present, but I wouldn't sell him for less than a 50% profit on what we paid for him tbh.

    Honestly never seen anything quite like it. Even in December I'd have said sell him for £15m if you can get that but now.... Genuinely think he will be spoken about for years and years if he keeps this up and stays with us - future players who turn up and are ****e, the fans will be hoping they "pull a Joelinton".
     
    #34
  15. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    13,967
    Likes Received:
    11,906
    He's solved a massive problem. His age, an'all - got years ahead of him. Him, Bruno and Willock could be the focal point of this team for 5 years and all three don't need replacing. Need probably one quality player behind them to allow us to ship out Hayden and Longstaff, but what a midfield trio. What we've seen is that the opposition know how we're going to line up and midfield, and not one opponent has been able to live with them. When Shelvey eventually loses his place to Bruno, it's gonna be immense. Delighted with the progress of Willock as well, such an intelligent player.

    Means we can spend a lot more time fixing the CF issue.....
     
    #35
    Obi Wan and G4rdToonArmy like this.
  16. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2011
    Messages:
    29,977
    Likes Received:
    25,289
    There's an issue at centre forward?



    Lights fuse and stands well back....

    <whistle>
     
    #36
  17. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    13,967
    Likes Received:
    11,906
    I just had a thought that it might be worth seeing if we can get one that scores goals? Radical idea, I know, but might be one to consider.

    Failing that, even one who knows what a "shot" or "header" is could be a step in the right direction.
     
    #37
    Obi Wan likes this.
  18. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    1,242
    Likes Received:
    775

    It's obvious.

    We need to break our transfer record on a frankly unremarkable CM and then just play him up front one day
     
    #38
  19. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2011
    Messages:
    7,897
    Likes Received:
    5,119
    Have we tried Dubravka up top in training?
     
    #39
  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    Chris Wood is a god. 6 games Team amasses 14 points. What a guy. He's the common denominator of the changes introduced since Watford. Its entirely down to him. I think Roland loves him really, and is just doing a reverse psychology thing like Chaos. If he keeps saying he's ****, he keeps playing well and we keep winning.
     
    #40

Share This Page