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Off Topic War with Russia? - War and Nato discussion

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Utter kunts.
     
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    Email address to Ukraine embassy in London for anyone that wants to volunteer.

    The numbers busy as **** hence the email

    [email protected]


    Not sure what the requirements are yet, but I'm guessing some military experience might be necessary... I'll let you know soon
     
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  5. Magdad

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    From what they showed on news requirements are aged between 18 and 60. The End. <laugh>
     
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    You have to meet certain requirements and will be asked to attend an interview.. After that you're fighting for freedom.

    I'll let you know what the crack is as my volunteer is in.... If they'll have me I'm on my ****ing way son.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm great with a golf club if any of the kunts need their heads rearranging...
     
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    I really don't know what the requirements are.. Im guessing you'll need money though
     
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    Considered joining the British Army reserve as an alternative? At least you’ll get some training and will be part of the deterrent. Untrained volunteers who don’t speak the language or know the country sound like a recipe for disaster to me.

    I suspect there will be a lot of Ex-squaddies signing up to go. Maybe the one good thing to come out of the butchering of our armed forces in the last few decades.
     
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    BEWARE the end is gruesome

     
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    There's loafs joining up... I don't know I suspect I won't meet requirements, but I'm young, strong, fit and If they say yes I'm going.
     
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    well honestly mate good luck to you. Keep us posted on how you get on please, and try not to single-handedly start a nuclear war.
     
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    Like I say my volunteer is in... I suspect they'll be asking for some military experience.. Also I don't know what the financial requirements are.. If imagine you'll need a decent bank balance.. I'll let people know what they're asking for on here.

    Whether I have the minerals is another thing. It's all well thinking you'll be brave enough, but I bet when you'll never know just what you're getting yourself into..
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Bloomers or cobs?
     
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    In my case a stottie
     
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    I might end up handing out bread god knows.. I'll let people know what the crack is when I've gone through the process
     
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    Stotties or kalishnikovs? Stotties win every time mate!
     
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    If I don't get fed I won't go.. I have no idea how to read the nutritional information in a language that uses so many fonts

    All I'm asking is for bread and a gun
     
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    Take your black widow <laugh>
     
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