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Off Topic International Break Thread

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by PleaseNotPoll, Sep 4, 2018.

  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Is there any way to get this ban extended? Maybe somebody dropping trou and taking a leak on Eva Peron's memorial?
     
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    As most of Europe have refused to play against Russia, I've come up with a simple solution.
    We transfer them to the Asian Football Confederation.
    Most of the country's in Asia anyway and they'll probably win some trophies.
     
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    Technically this can work, just swap Russia and Australia/UAE in the respective playoffs and carry on as normal

    Maybe tell Poland their fans can still travel to Moscow...
     
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    At time of posting
     
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    FIFA are going to suspend Russia for the foreseeable future.
    The IOC has recommended that Belarus also be banned.
     
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  6. humanbeingincroydon

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    Cue a complaint from either the Czech or Swedish FA...
     
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    The fact Poland will get a bye is, of course, immaterial...
     
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    Quite surprised that Dier isn’t amongst the CBs, I think he’s in better form than most of the names on that list. Not too upset though as it’ll mean he gets a rest.
     
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    He'll probably get a shout when the fake injuries roll in after the weekend.
     
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    I guess Walker's England career is over.
     
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    Yeah that was also an odd one. Reece James only just back from injury I think?
     
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    The Bald Fraud might've had a word, as City seem a little short at fullback right now.
    Zinchenko's barely played this season, so it's Cancelo and Walker in virtually every game.
    I suspect they may drop another £100m on them in the summer.
     
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    If I remember correctly he was also missing from the previous squad.
     
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    Liverpool's Trent Alexander-Arnold will be out for several weeks with a hamstring problem:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60793142

    Might see Walker back in, especially given Trippier's injury.
    Could call up a left-back instead though, as there's only one in that squad.
     
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    Parrott and Doherty have been called up by Ireland.
    Sarr has been called up by Senegal.
    Scarlett and Devine have been called up by England U19s.
    Romero and Lo Celso are suspended, so they're not in Argentina's squad.
     
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    Which begs the question why they were named in the provisional squad

    Deki, Hojbjerg, Davies, Rodon, Sanchez and Paskotsi have all been called up for their respective squads too
     
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    I think that they might've needed to be named in order to get rid of the ban or something.
    I remember someone not being included and their ban not running down, but that may have been club football in Europe.
     
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    Gollini has been called up by Italy, somewhat mystifyingly.
    It's his birthday, so that's a nice gift.
     
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  20. humanbeingincroydon

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    Weird how our academy now has three full internationals in it
     
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