BBC: Oriol Romeu is back in contention after suffering with Covid, and there are no fresh injury concerns. Oriol is so good he can play on Saturday, get Covid and be fine for a match inside 6 days.
With this level of Double-Entendre, it's a good job the match is on after the watershed for adult broadcasting (OK, it isn't, but never let the facts get in the way of attempts at humour)
Listen, if Capt Pugwash can have Seaman Stains before the watershed I’m damn sure we can have a couple of Willys
Apparently not "the real show featured the characters Master Mate, Tom the Cabin Boy and the pirates Barnabas and Willy." At least they got a Willy in.
It's bizarre how those urban myths persist. I think there was a send-up version published and it stuck.
Yeah, the unfortunate side effect when Oriel's name gets sung, is he occasionally tries one from 20 yards out.