Hell is other people as someone once said, don’t know who. I’m struggling to think of anything that annoys me that isn’t basically people. My mum did have a cat that would let you know that he’d had enough tickling by sinking two sets of claws and his teeth into your hand. And a needy dog. Still nowhere near as annoying as a coffin dodger in the Post Office during your lunch break.
You know the biting and clawing is actually a sign of affection from a cat, when you’re petting it? They have a lot in common with @Gambol
When you and Gambol made love, was it like that scene in one of The Omen films, “Pain is pleasure and pleasure is pain”?
****ing One Drive. I specifically save a file to This computer, Desktop and when I look at its properties, it has put in One Drive. It also takes over files from my desktop and won't let me access them unless I have One Drive running. Bloody thing takes over. Daren't just remove it in case I lose some files along with it
Somebody at BetVictor’s advertising department will have got their P45 for this classic. Re-use last Saturday’s Ad but forget to change the fixture. Who would want that 50/1 now? please log in to view this image
We all know that VAR in football is pretty crap. They are supposed to be looking for “clear and obvious” errors so why does it always take three minutes not thirty seconds; and why do they get it wrong half the time? The Rugby Football League have decided to muscle in on the action. I have been watching the start of the Super League season and so far I have yet to see a game where the video ref and the on-field referee have not managed to conspire to totally ruin the game with diabolical yellow and red card decisions. Watching Hull Kingston Rovers v Castleford Tigers on Friday, the video ref (James Child, an experienced referee) gave out two yellow cards that demonstrated that he had forgotten to bring his guide dog to the game. Ironically, Rovers failed to score while they had a two man advantage but Castleford did manage to score whilst a man short. In the second half, the Tigers ran out of steam and Rovers ran in a couple of tries to win 26-10. If I do not see a game next week that is not ruined by the officials then I may as well stop watching the sport. Up until a couple of years ago, the officials were sponsored by Specsavers. Now they are sponsored by Ronseal but I think the tin says “blind as a stained fence post” on it.
OMG, can't bear it any longer. That ****ing annoying clip / preview of a supposedly upcoming funny comedy. Doing my head in. As I don't have the remote, I have resorted to my newly acquired headphones (birthday present from my son that got lost in the post 3 months ago but was finally tracked down and re-delivered on Saturday). Yippee, now I can listen to quality music instead of suffering all the **** on TV Peace at last please log in to view this image
Was going up an escalator there as I am just back from the airport(feel free to go on my wonderful thread about airports) and the handrail travels at a slower pace than the ****ing stairs do. Why the **** does that happen?