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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

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    shalom shalom
    Why can’t you tolk?
    spent all night
    suckin cock?
    maybe switch roles
    maybe switch holes
    mutual ****in
    bum boy spankin
    C’mon lad
    Keep it spicy
    before you get dumpd
    by your boyfriend wifey
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    Wag1 Wag1 my Yorkshire G?
    Don’t be upset just cos you’re 53
    Date tomorrow, will I score?
    More chance of Spurs getting in the top four.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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  4. PINKIE

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    Heading back to the shire today.

    Great to get a few days away with my girls, exploring some different places.

    Gonna wire brush and polish up my fossils when I get back. So y’all can look forward to the pics later

    <ok>
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Take it easy Bilbo ... rumour has it that the nine have left Mordor in the guise of cloaked riders on black horses... <ok>
     
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    Ill keep my eyes peeled Pippin <ok>
     
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    Just this very minute polished off a pack of the Plain Dark for a little supper snack, accompanied by a nice Shiraz.

    No doubt will soothe my aching legs over night. It's very nice indeed.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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  9. FosseFilberto

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    Horrible morning
    Pissing down rain
    Could be much worse mind
    Let's all pray for Ukraine
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    Is that Pinkies chocolate Chief be munching on?
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    Yes that's the stuff.
     
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    So what you're saying is pinkies melting in chiefs mouf?
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Good morning good morning
    Remember to have no regrets
    Smash the missus’ back doors in
    Like Putin smashed Donetsk
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    What the **** is this
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    Morning mate
     
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    Waste of time coming here at half term....just too damn busy <laugh>
     
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    La thuile 1.jpg

    Seems everyone has been evacuated from Italy....is there a war on ?
     
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    Cool photos.
     
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    Back in the shire. And back on the bike

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