Thread about toast

I wish, his name is Roman

 

Oh dear, what a bummer

 

Sorry, an unfortunate phrase in this context. I meant oh, how unfortunate

 

I know a Ukranian named Roman, you haven't moved to Canada have you?

 

Quick heads up.

Got 4 lots of cheeses and two lots of chutney.

Crackers had already been purchased beforehand.

There's no end to my talents, by ****!!

 

What chutney's? Ever tried aubergine pickle? Patak's do it among others, may be called brinjal pickle instead.

 

Tomato and Chilli

Spiced Apple and Pear

Bootiful, absolutely bootiful.

 

Spiced apple and pear sounds like the type of thing Julian Clary would put on his boyfriends knob.
I'm slow cooking ribs tonight, wrapped in foil 3 hours at 160c.

 

Ribs are gay as ****.

Are all you arty farty types rampant, raving ****tahs?

 

They weren't all ****tahs, Picasso liked the ladies and Toulouse Lautrec died in his 30s from a combination of venereal diseases and liver damage having spent his nights drinking and going with whores.

 

Were they high class nice looking whores or tarts?

 

High class French tarts, ooh la la.

 

Dunno but they all had cocks

 

What a way to go

 

So am I

 

Cooking ribs or spreading apple sauce on your boyfriend's cock?

 

Cooking ribs, remember the rumour about Marc Almond getting a rib removed, wasn't true but why let the truth etc

 

There was also the rumour that he had to have his stomach pumped as it was full of sex wee.

 

Jaysus