jodie marsh naked

no, i dont like the tattoos.

 

stil her nose is off putting to say the least.

jodie marsh before say big brother was boneable, she was seen a a dirty whore but a upmarket one. Now a pure filth skant who could beat me in a armwrestle

 

did she go too big or something?

 

when has she ever been upmarket

 

Just say yes, for ****ing material purposes

 

Correct.

It's really not that difficult to find attractive and filthy women and I'm hardly movie star material. You should get out more.

It's only daft young lads or men that haven't grown up in the head that have that stick your cock anywhere for the hell of it attitude.

 

Yes. She's horrible looking and, unlike you Jordan, we've already lost our virginities.

 

i thought you said you wouldn't shag someone with bigger muscles than your own. and shes tiny.

 

I'm still more man than you sweetbuns

 

You're older though, the birds your age are just desperate and willing to try things to get you to pump them

 

No, she went to a D. Good size, looked great. Just didn't feel nice or natural. Like I said, I've since found out fakes can feel very natural when done correctly. Hers just weren't done correctly.

I should get a ****in refund, or at least visitation rights

 

Her Jack and Danny is bigger than a KFC bargain bucket!

 

ok love

 

**** off you

There is a bit of truth in that though.

 

nahh, if id have anyone it would be salma hayek.

 

i wouldnt know how fakes feel but i dont know how they wouldnt feel good compared to other fakes. i thought the implants were all made from basically the same stuff. who knows.

how much were they?

 

Just a bit? It's all ****ing true

I ain't complaining though cos I've had a few 30 and 40 somethings and some of them are ****ing wild, I think some of them just stop caring as they get older

 

so because i'd shag jodie marsh i haven't grown up in the head have a ****ing word with yaself