Thread about toast

Which breed tastes best?

 

Gone to an extra end for the Gold medal in the curling

 

Yeah, but Sweden with the hammer, so we will surely be ****ed?

 

True, big shot coming up

 

Not great

 

^^^ compulsive liar ^^^

 

Hahaha I was kidding, but I actually thought you meant the guy getting ****ed by the pig. Your joke was far too clever for me at this time of the morning

 

Hiya Baz, where is your boy playing today?

 

Supposed to be Inverness last night but it got called off.

He’s playing in Dumfries on Thursday night….

2 spare tickets for the Old Lady if anyone wants them.

 

Ooooooftt ffs what a kick in the balls that is. If I was over I would have liberated the tickets for you.

 

Don’t worry, I’ve had plenty of offers for them but not took anyone up on it yet.

Still hoping for a freak weather event or hope there’s a covid outbreak in Dumfries

 

Yeah, you certainly won't have any trouble getting rid of the tickets.

 

No problem at all

 

Can Julie not take your boy to Dumfries, or a teammate's parent or tell him to get the bus?!

 

The only time I eat breakfast is when I'm on holiday or when I was working offshore.

2 mugs of tea is my standard breakfast otherwise. Never really have an appetite first thing in the morning.

 

I am not usually hungry first thing either. I am just about to have some chicken and vegetable pie that I made last night. It will no doubt be even tastier now than it was last night, if that is even possible

 

In Lenzie that’s known as a roasted McToaster

 

It's "cheese on toast".

End the thread.

 

5 years ?