Hahaha I was kidding, but I actually thought you meant the guy getting ****ed by the pig. Your joke was far too clever for me at this time of the morning
Supposed to be Inverness last night but it got called off. He’s playing in Dumfries on Thursday night…. 2 spare tickets for the Old Lady if anyone wants them.
Ooooooftt ffs what a kick in the balls that is. If I was over I would have liberated the tickets for you.
Don’t worry, I’ve had plenty of offers for them but not took anyone up on it yet. Still hoping for a freak weather event or hope there’s a covid outbreak in Dumfries
The only time I eat breakfast is when I'm on holiday or when I was working offshore. 2 mugs of tea is my standard breakfast otherwise. Never really have an appetite first thing in the morning.
I am not usually hungry first thing either. I am just about to have some chicken and vegetable pie that I made last night. It will no doubt be even tastier now than it was last night, if that is even possible