Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Now you're using English. Tut tut. Who do you think you are? William Shakespeare?

 

I'm only on a roll because its early morning, give me a few coffee's before I return to my normal sarcastic self.

 

Now re-word this in iambic pentameter please

 

That would be what they called Home Economics when I was at school

 

Milk first or hot water?

 

Think that means I need to make a ditty
But I need a few coffee's to make me more witty.

 

Hot water and anyone saying otherwise is a ****ing barbarian

 

Hot water first. We're not animals!!

 

Sounds like I'm a barbaric animal

 

Oh of course but Sports Direct @ St James Park or whatever the name was doesn't really help fans get on board

 

Well no it didn't. But we could have had Nike@... and I'd still be fuming. If our stadium status out them it's St. James' Park. If relocated then I still don't want it branded. A proper name.

 

Fine for a new stadium, don't think I'd be happy about it for St James Park

 

St James' Park sponsored by Aramco sounds just fine to me

 

If Chaos ever wins the Euromillions it will probably end up being called 'The Billions and Billions Stadium'

 

If Chaos ever won the Euro Millions he'd retire to Thailand or something and become a tuk-tuk driver for ****s and giggles.

 

I completely agree I just think our owners will maximise every revenue stream and unfortunately that means the stadium name.

 

The LALAS arena has an appeal to it though.

 

Magdad accuses Chaos of being a closet Gary Glitter...bit below the belt mate

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Maybe we can throw a fiver the mackems way to rename theirs the Tinky Winky stadium!

 

My original one was he would buy a fleet of trucks, become the new Eddie Stobbart and **** every brass from here to Romania till he went bust