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Now thats a bj

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Oct 25, 2011.

  1. Samuel L Ameobi

    Samuel L Ameobi Active Member

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    Lmao
     
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  2. leavemyarsealona

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    What a mess.
     
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  3. jenthesaint1990

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    they must have been having a fight naked? he was straddling her by the face? i think he was raping her in the mouth.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "Topp, a mother of four with a blonde bob, bit Mr Douglas's testicles off "

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    Who the **** was the reporter? Some daft woman? That's right good reporting that is. Right into the nitty gritty about her hair style.
     
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  5. jenthesaint1990

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    journo's do make me laugh. if you read the daily mail, nearly every story concerning a member of the public has information about the size and cost of their house <laugh>
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

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    JESSICA SATHERLEY <ok>
     
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  7. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    If she bit them off, what did she do with them? Did she swallow them, or did they roll under the table/chair? Must be an exaggeration. If she did bite them off, how would they know which way round to put them back, or doesn't it matter? I think I'll label mine just in case.
     
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    My mrs is a Geordie...typically the blow jobs faded once the ring was on her finger, so my bollocks are safe<ok>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Does she no even treat ye to one on yer birthday?
     
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    Only if I straddle her and try to force it in her...oh...hang on a minute...
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Well, she is from Gateshead.

    She probably fed them to the kids.
     
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  13. Billy Death

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    Poor you, so is mine.
     
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