they must have been having a fight naked? he was straddling her by the face? i think he was raping her in the mouth.
"Topp, a mother of four with a blonde bob, bit Mr Douglas's testicles off " Who the **** was the reporter? Some daft woman? That's right good reporting that is. Right into the nitty gritty about her hair style.
journo's do make me laugh. if you read the daily mail, nearly every story concerning a member of the public has information about the size and cost of their house
If she bit them off, what did she do with them? Did she swallow them, or did they roll under the table/chair? Must be an exaggeration. If she did bite them off, how would they know which way round to put them back, or doesn't it matter? I think I'll label mine just in case.
My mrs is a Geordie...typically the blow jobs faded once the ring was on her finger, so my bollocks are safe
