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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I reckon Crone will get banned from the mackem thread any time soon, the sad mackems have shown themselves to not have a sense of humour. So, why not go out in a blaze of glory? Let them have it mate, sad mackem bastards, six-fingered sister shaggers, etc, etc, (all the normal stuff then, it's not far from the truth as it happens).
     
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  2. Charlie Dogscock

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    You'd think that wouldn't you, yet they always find some way to outdo themselves. Admittedly they've set the bar pretty high this time, but I'm sure they'll manage it.
     
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  3. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Lol I just noticed I'm banned from their Mags thread!

    It appears they can't take it when you go on there and call them out for talking ****!

    So they ban any of us who post on that thread, so the thread becomes a nice little meet up point for them all to have a good cry together without the fear of any of the big boys calling them out. Hilarious.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Imagine if our fans clubbed together to buy part of SAFC.... that would mess with their heads big time... we'd have a say on how the club was run.... :)

    Could force them to play in black and white stripes... and employ a stadium announcer to play the blaydon races as they walk in....
     
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  5. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    I dare you to go suggest that on their board......would be funny watching a mod get banned <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Some of these things appearing on their board must surely be some of our guys posting. I dont want to potentially blow anyone's cover, but I mean seriously, some of those can't honestly be genuine posts from mackems - can they? <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Seriously, though, some sad mackem twat called our very own Sombrero a "nonce" for having the temerity to post on their thread. Somb quickly put the loose-tongued turd in his place.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Featuring the classic Les Mis songs:

    - Empty chairs at empty tables
    - Look down
    - Master of the House (performed by Methven and Donald)
    - On my own (performed by SAFC season ticket holder)
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Kevin Ball has left SAFC.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Now they are only left with his relative, **** Foot Ball.
     
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    Please tell me there is a sauce somewhere for this news!
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    If Crone doesnt get banned I'd be absolutely shocked to the core. Gordon hasn't got thin skin, he literally has no skin. He's completely skinless.

    That guy takes a dildo up his arse when his wife wants pleasure and thanks her for it. Weakling.
     
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    I got it from RTG <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I’ve been banned twice before. Waded in after the 5-1. I promised brb I’d behave.
     
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    so I can visualise.. what colour dildo please?
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Black and white striped of course. She really does like to stick it up him.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I see the Mackem owners are trying frantically to put out statements to the gullible orcs trying to make out KLD is fully in charge abs Stewie is irrelevant etc.. Agent Donald also saying he’s willing to sell all his shares ASAP… blah blah

    they will fall for it…


    Again…
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I betcha the soft twats won't be on this thread for a while...
     
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