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Current injury list - (Last updated - 16/02/22 - 10:45)

Trippier - Expected Return date unknown
Manquillo - Expected Return date - March 5th.
Wilson - Expected return date - Unknown.

 

https://www.newcastleworld.com/spor...nited-after-injury-versus-aston-villa-3570505

Manquillo injury - Likely to miss two games.

So two games of Emil Krafth.

 

I have a broken & dislocated finger from karate a couple of weeks ago. And a bit of a dodgy knee for a few years.

 

Ima slap u bitch

 

I currently have a kidney stone. I have multiple wear and tear issues from football in my younger days including a bollocksed hip/groin (technical term), ankle ligaments like rubber bands, knee ligaments are goosed, bit of an issue with my rotator cuff. Could still run rings round Emil Krafth.

Other than that I'm grand.

 

I have some serious mental scars from battles with some of you folks on here.

 

Broke my wrist yesterday on the golf course. Still finished the round

 

The Manquillo injury is a killer.

You could see a huge difference the minute we lost Tripps

 

Dare I ask how on Earth you break a wrist playing golf?

 

Fell backwards going down a bank, automatically put my hand down to break the fall. Should have just fell on my arse, I don’t think I would have broke that.

 

The defence will still be almost full strength with target, just a weak RB.

 

tash's wrists... which will be like stumps after the recent wins.... Fapp Fapp Fapp.....

 

Look at Tash and Chaos trying to get this thread back on track. Bless them.

 

Good thread

 

I nipped my wiener in the zip tonight:

The pain is unbelievable!

 

"We've got a bleeder!"

 

You really need to use lotion before tuning into babestation tonight

 

That almost happened to ACS once, but luckily for him his tiny little needle managed to fit neatly inbetween two of the teeth on the zip and no harm was done.

 

More bad news on the injury front.
Lascelles is fit.