Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

You couldn't make this up.

Literally one month ago they were saying they couldn't wait to play us next season.

Now we're talking about huge signings in the summer while they route around in their pockets for lose change to save their club.

 

To be fair, earlier today they were discussing buying M'bappe

 

Next year's maths GCSE question:

"If the supposed majority owner of a football club only holds 41% of the shares, while a ****ty consortium that 'sold' the club to him actually still own the majority share, and the club wants to buy Mbappe for £10m, how warm will 'the glow' be in Newcastle?"

 

Volcanic

 

Just rewinding Martin Tyler's commentary on Agueroooooo. He says "you'll never see anything like this again". Well, I beg to differ. And when that title winning goal flies in from some Saudi mega-signing, no speaker in the country will contain that geordie roar.

 

And I thought only we did pointless protests:



A protest that approximates to what a large number of people do every game - does he also think they should all use the toilet and get a pie and a pint as well?

To be honest the protest would only work if they were winning anyway as the stadium normally empties around this time if they are losing.

 

I believe they might be 4.1% so you need 10 to get to the same level of ownership.

 

Hey come on that’s out of order. Cave dwellers have standards. They don’t **** in their own backyards.

 

So lets hit them in the pockets by retreating to the concourse and have 2 or 3 pints before second half starts

 

So anyone want to hazard a guess where (as in area of the world) the 6 fingered sister shagging arseholes owner has gone cap in hand to for some additional investment?

Here's a clue they do love a good dose of Karma Pie.

 

Could it be the Middle East?

 

Ffs the **** show that is that club couldn’t get any better

 

Small wonder Missing Sid is still in hiding. And even gobby thick-skinned Nig has scarpered.

 

So by my calculations..... This week alone

Took the piss out of us protesting and now want to protest.
Took the piss out of walk outs and now want a walkout.
Took the piss out of supporter ownership and now want supporter ownership.
Took the piss out of middle east investment and now go looking for middle east investment.

I fear for the police horses on Saturday, I really do.

Slow, dim witted, karma munching, knuckle dragging turd tier twats.

 

Oh it can, and Oh it will.

Just wait till they Saudi's and Emirati's finish laughing at the massive investment opportunity and say "no ****ing way we going there, they breed with their own family, our people won't stand for us to go invest in something so inhumane - Amnesty would eat us alive "

 

Mackems everywhere now!!

 

Can't be.......They'd miss.